December 2010
You’re only as sick as your secrets
Dr: are you diabetic?
Patient: yeah
Dr: Have you lost weight?
Patient: yeah, 150 pounds
Dr: Wow! How did you lose 150 pounds?
Patient: .. heroin
I wish I had someone to celebrate the holidays with…
They have the perfect marriage. There’s nothing to fight over if they dont...
– Dr. Foreman